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It is I, Becky. 19. United States. Computer Engineering Student. Northeastern University.
Hayao Miyazaki/Studio Ghibli, Doctor Who, Sherlock, LoTR/The Hobbit, GoT & aSoIaF, Breaking Bad, Supernatural, Malcolm in the Middle, Star Trek, Star Wars, P!atD, Seinfeld, Harrison Ford, Emma Stone, Ryan Gosling, Chris Hemsworth, James McAvoy, Disney, Broadway, movies, television, books, etc.

shrekjpeg:

when u excited about something and ur friend isntimage

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

eversincewemet:

so one time i bought a vibrator on amazon and it shipped to my university and it was sent in an unmarked brown envelope so I picked it up from the mail center and the guy who scanned my package for me smiled and winked and said “have fun!”

HOW DID HE KNOW ?!?!

wow u guys don’t like my story

damnitsizzi:

ahoyamity:

ausonia:

Moon Bridge

how the fuck are you supposed to cross that

With determination.

dancybutt:

lnstagrandma:

how to piss someone off:

leave the door open

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so one time i bought a vibrator on amazon and it shipped to my university and it was sent in an unmarked brown envelope so I picked it up from the mail center and the guy who scanned my package for me smiled and winked and said “have fun!”

HOW DID HE KNOW ?!?!

zooophagous:

prokopetz:

skittles-n-gravy:

perpetual-galaxies:

Jack is hardcore as fuck

scare me like one of your french girls

For money money, the most interesting thing about this confrontation is how completely it inverts the final scenes of a typical Disney film. In most cases, the hero is physically and/or supernaturally outmatched, and triumphs through determination and ingenuity; here, the villain spends the the whole fight running scared, while the protagonist casually no-sells everything that’s thrown at him. And there’s no ironic Disney Death keeping the protagonist’s hands clean, either. Jack just straight-up murders Oogie with malice aforethought while Oogie is running away - and by having Santa Claus himself strike the final blow, the film legitimises Jack’s killing of Oogie as the morally correct course of action.

You don’t fuck around with the motherfucking pumpkin king